Government Warnings on Wine

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GRAPE: Listed Below APP: Sierra Foothills COUNTRY: USA AVE PRICE: $24

2015 Jambalaia Rouge @laclarinefarm

Government Warning!? When has a government ever told the truth?

What this warning should read is the following: When slightly chilled this bottle of wine could cause extreme happiness. You may be inspired to improvise amazing acts of kindness. You may feel the urge to kiss strangers, feed stray animals, and help old people cross the street (good luck with that last one in LA). Other risks include; dancing, singing, laughing, and prolonged erection. It’s delicious, it’s affordable.

What’s in it? 59% Mourvedre, 21% Marsanne, 15% Grenache and 5% Syrah.

WEB: La Clarine Farm

Government Warnings on Wine

A little wet dog.

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GRAPE: Malvasia/Ortugo/Marsanne APP: Emilia-Romagna COUNTRY: IT AVE PRICE: $20

2013 Denavolo ‘Dinavolino’ Bianco Vino da Tavola

Had another go with this slut. She won’t fail you. She’s a bit unkempt and uncouth but that’s what one really needs sometimes, isn’t it?

If you want to avoid the wet dog, some air and patience are required. In due time you won’t be able to separate this wine from your lips, sapidity for days.

A little wet dog.